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The water panel · +$195 with any audit

Two small bottles. One honest answer about your pipes.

The era that gave Brooklyn its cornices also gave it lead solder and, on many blocks, lead service lines. The panel is simple: a first‑draw and a flushed sample from your kitchen tap, tested for lead and copper by a New York State ELAP‑certified laboratory, then interpreted in your report — including whether any signal is your faucet, your building's plumbing, or the line in the street.

Added to any $395 audit · payment after · lab certificate included

The two‑sample logic

Why two bottles instead of one

One sample gives you a number. Two samples give you a diagnosis.

Bottle 1 · first draw

Filled before the tap's first use of the day, after water has sat in your pipes overnight. This is your worst case — and mostly a signal about your own fixtures and interior plumbing.

Bottle 2 · after a 60‑second flush

Filled once the standing water has cleared. This is closer to what the building's line actually delivers — a supply‑side signal.

The gap between them

A high first draw that falls sharply on flush points to a fixture — often a sub‑$100 fix or a filter. A flush number that stays elevated points upstream, toward plumbing or the service line, which changes who you call. Same lab fee, twice the information.

We also look up your building on the city's lead service line map as part of every panel, and read it against your numbers.

How it works

Designed around one stubborn fact

A true first draw needs water that's been sitting six‑plus hours — which a 2 p.m. audit can't fake. So the panel flexes to your schedule instead:

Morning audit? We collect on the spot

Book an early slot, skip the kitchen tap until we arrive, and we take both samples ourselves at the start of the visit.

Any other time? You pour two bottles

We leave two labeled bottles and a two‑minute instruction card. Next morning, before the tap's first use: fill bottle one, run the water sixty seconds, fill bottle two. Done before the coffee.

They travel to the lab, not to a shelf

We collect the bottles when we pick up the overnight logger — or they go straight to the laboratory in the prepaid mailer we leave with them. Either way, chain of custody stays clean and you do zero errands.

The certificate comes back to you

Results typically return within two weeks. You get the lab's own certificate, plus a water page added to your report: what the numbers mean, the fixture‑or‑line read, and an exact filter spec if one is warranted.

Self‑collection isn't a shortcut — it's how New York's own residential lead‑testing programs work. The bottles, the instructions, and the certified analysis are what make the number trustworthy.

The free option, honestly

New York City will test your water for lead at no charge.

It's true, and it's good — the city offers residents a free self‑collect lead test kit, and if $195 isn't in the budget, take the free one. Genuinely.

What the panel adds: the two‑sample protocol run correctly, copper alongside lead, the service‑line lookup, interpretation with a specific recommendation instead of a bare number — and it rides along with your audit, so there's nothing to remember to mail in six weeks from now. We'd rather tell you about the free kit and earn the difference than hope you don't find it.

The yardsticks

What the numbers mean

Lead

No amount is considered safe, so lower is always better. For context: NYC schools take action at 5 ppb; the federal action level for water systems is 10. Your certificate states the measured value to the decimal.

Copper

The lab runs it alongside lead. The federal action level is 1.3 ppm; elevated copper in old buildings usually points to corrosive water working on the pipes — useful early information, rarely an emergency.

If a number comes back high

You get a calm plan, not a scare: the right NSF‑53 certified filter spec for lead now, the fixture‑or‑line diagnosis, who to contact if it's upstream of you, and a retest after the fix. We don't sell filters — we name the spec and you buy it anywhere.

Water questions

Asked often, answered straight

We make formula. Should we do this?

It's the most common reason families add the panel. Until your results are back, the free habit is universal: run the tap about thirty seconds after long sits, and use cold water for formula. Your report makes it specific.

We rent / we're in a co‑op. Still useful?

Yes — arguably more. The two‑sample gap tells you whether the fix is a $60 filter you can install today or a building conversation, and the written result is exactly the document a landlord or board responds to.

Can we do the water panel without the audit?

For the founding cohort we're bundling it with audits so every home gets the full picture. If water is truly all you want, email us — we'll figure something out.

What about microplastics?

We don't sell a microplastics test, on purpose — there's no standard method or health benchmark yet, and we won't charge you for a number that can't change a decision. The full reasoning is on the method page. The consult covers where exposure actually comes from and which filters address it if you want to act anyway.

How long do results take?

Typically within two weeks of the samples reaching the lab. Your air report doesn't wait for water — the water page follows as an addendum the day the certificate lands.

Founding cohort · September

Know what a century of plumbing is doing to your glass.

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$395 audit + $195 water panel · payment after · eight homes only